juggling balls

Maybe its just me, but I didn't know something that was meant to be harmless and academic turned out to be me pissing myself laughing...

yes, academic, Zaach has to learn how to juggle 3 balls for drama, and he didn't have anything to practise on, so he went into the room and asked me-
"I need to learn how to juggle for drama, can I borrow your balls?"
Obviously, being me, I just stood and stared...after a couple of seconds, I start laughing, and the first thing that came to my mouth was-
"You're so disgusting..."
and he was like-
"Well I don't have any balls, so I need to borrow any of yours"
Whilst laughing, I had to remind him-
"I'm a girl remember?"
It took him a while to figure it out-
"Omg! I didn't mean it like that!!"

lightbulb...

"I only need balls for drama!"

...fuse just blew

and yes, all this while I was pissing myself laughing.
Im sorry
thats very immature of me

xoxo
$parks

normal or just stupid?

There are those mornings before the girls go out, where we stress over what shirt to wear, or whether the shoes will suit the outfit we've finally concluded to, perfecting our make up to our standards, adding the right amount and shade of eye shadow, putting on that touch of shiny lipgloss, finding a purse under all the discarded clothes, run outside to grab someone else's phone to ring ours (most likely because we've lost it). And when our bag is packed, and clothes are all ready, we sprint towards the mirror to check up ourselves for a last minute look. And then it hits us- our hair. And finally after doing that, we realise that we might not be on time, and attempt not to trip over in the rush of speedwalking towards the shops.

We spend a lot of time on ourselves, so every aspect can look great. Admit it, we do. And god knows how much money we've used on shoes and clothes, and the looks on our faces when we realise exactly how much stuff is in the typical guy's closet- priceless. So we spend an incredibly long amount of time and money on ourselves, and we expect guys to be natural beauties?
Sure people like Zac Efron might overdo it, as well as all the other guys that spend more time with his makeup than his friends, but when it comes down to the guys that dont use the spray on tan, fake eyelashes, and OTT bronzer, its important to keep, well... suitable? is that the word im looking for right now?
If I could see a guy (besides Jason) care about what he looked like, and wasn't one of the losers that decides that having the top of his pants down to mid-thigh looks good, I probably would've seen anything.

So pretty much, when a guy cares about his hair or skin, the girl has no right to tease him, because they would be the biggest hypocrite of all

xoxo
$parks

fuckalicious... or shall we call it colourlicious?

"Fuck you!"
"Fuck me then!"
"Fuck yeah!"

Lets face it, Wolf, Rayne and Sparks...not exactly what you can call intelligent, not advised to either
Especially when we yell that out loudly infront of some teacher that doesn't even bother to pay attention, hmmmm shame for that im guessing. As for that hole in between your legs Rayne...ROFL, thank god you were talking about trackies. There are some places that I'm not sure if I should take them to be honest. Such as on a boat out in sea, because when there are sea men and Rayne points that out...well, with her it could be either way ahahahahaha (plz dont kill me, save your anger for a certain dickface called Rhys lets-make-fun-of-Rayne's-hair Eversden)
I know, when it comes to Rayne, Laura, and the rest of the '007' stalkers (too many for me to remember), you have the idea that you want to use every crayon in your box, (Rayne you know what I mean), and as for staying within the lines...God I've watched Sex and the City movie WAY too may times now

I've been through 2 full days of school, yes being told off about a billion and one times in science by Mrs Booth (aka _______ insert name here because I cant think of one) with Rat face standing next to guy-with-pre-cum-problem ~btw i was told about his 'condition'~ because apparently I talk too much, not show enough enthusiasm about science work (I mean, who could, its science for gods sake), and complain about shitty videos they force us to watch, on the verge of closing my eyes and sleeping during a episodio aburrido de infierno[tedious episode of hell] (Maths btw, Science is called my own personal hell, and PE is called physical torture), but I have gone through those 2 full days without having an hour in the presence of...DINOSAUR! I know, she can not pass her if-contagious hideous freak show of clothes, well you know, we don't see her on Mondays, Wednesdays and Thurdays!!!

ahahaah Im feeling random for some reason, and my stupidity is needed elsewhere. Its important, like a picture in need of colouring
...
Actually on second thought, forget what i just said

xoxo
$parks